Nickies for the Freakies: Wo beete din yaad hain

This being my first real attempt to post something on my this portal, i will try to scribble what naturally comes to me: "the non-fictional humour" :D

The Y2 Compscies (read: my branchmates) boasted some of the most hilariously creative nicknames u can ever come across. They were so widely used that, if someone asks u "hey buddy, what is ur real name", one was not surprised. A "Chunnu" was more famous than "Varun Tewari", a "Director" was more famous than "Anurag Singh", a "Billi****" was more famous than "Jaiprakash Verma", goshhh i still remember JP's full name.

Below I am listing down all those nicknames along with the actual names (the name given by their proud parents to continue their root ;-)). I will try to comprehend the origin of these nickies along. For the newbies, I am sorry if you don't understand some of the things. But i feel it will be indecency in disclosing some of the pseudo-names and their origin in this public community considering i do expect some female viewers for my blog ;-)

There can't be a better person to start with than every northie compscies' god "the Bhagwan" Ajay Gopalakrishan: Bade bhaiya, BigB, Lambu, Fast bowler, JavaGuru, Massiah, MaaiBaap (All because of his fundooism coupled with ever-readyness to help everyone on their projects) i still remember our first formal intro in CSEA welcome when he had said "I want to be a geek in computer" n how apt that turned out to be. The most interesting nicknames of his: AjayPreeth, Coupicle (Owing to his gupchup with a gorgeous female of our class).

Anurag Singh: Director, Daddy, Hunk, Chima, Chimu, Bodyguard. The real care-taker of the
whole 20-odd guys. Funniest moment: (Siby Chacko (Hostel warden): Are u the director of the college??? Chima: YES Sir hahaha)

Arun Pullat: Pullat, Helmet-haired, Pulli, Palat, Pollot

Ashis Nayak (myself): Nayak, Khalnayak, Aaaapti, True Fan (a newly discovered name for my love for ManUnited), True, Hyper (I tend to get hyper when on mood), Chhotu messwala(thanks to bacha haramkhor owing to my messboy chhotu's look while in my fav banian during the class trip), Mr. Raj (Lambi aur thodi senty kahani hai un dinon ki), CL (Constant Lover), Mind Inside, Chatter1

Ashish Agarwal: Boka, Jasoos Boka (Aisi koi ghatna ghati nahi NITC me, jiske baare me inko pehle se khabar na ho, sabke orkut account k activity report rehti thi in k paas), Laddoo, Ghinau, Joey

Ashok Mazumder: Dalla, Dalaal (Tommy can answer how this name came up), Dolby, Dolby Digital, Low Pass Filter, Twelve (with his tone at its highest possible decibel), Bangladeshi Refugee, Ehsaan Qureshi.

Biswajoy Biswas: Tom Cruise (for his famous (later infamous) tom cruise akin hairstyle), Tommy, Doggy, Kutta, Shaina ka pati, Ganjedi, Paaro ki maa ki...

Gitesh Grover: Ghoda (I still don't know how this name came up, someone plz help me), Rajasthani, Gulshan Grover, Model.

Harshavardhan Chinchore: Motu, Jafar ka Dost, Jafar ka pehla shikaar, Chinchu, Thakur (He looks like)

J Vinod: J DOT Vinod (more like J DOT Asthana of munnabhai), Talli

JaiPrakash Verma: JP (That is the only respectful name of his; and quite obviuosly no one bothered to call him by this tag), Ghinau-prani, Billi**** (Was alleged of making a cat pregnant after the cat was spotted vomitting in front of his room), Bhak B*******

Kamlesh Chauhan: Bacha (for his posture), Chhota Dawood, Bacha Bhai.

Sagar Khichade: Dhanno, Chhammo, Chhamiya (Its still an unsolved mystery how all the NITC females were attracted to this tiny guy when there were many hunks around the corner waiting for slightest of attention)

Sachin More: More Sachin (Jyada wala more), Ghati, Giddu, Sudoku Champ

Jeril Nadar: Jerry, Nadar, Gujju, Aaao naa (Tum aao naa, nahi tum aao naa hahaha, hillarious), Gymmer, RCC (Red Chaddi Chor), Chatter3

Nasim Akhter: Dawood, D, D Company, Don, Terror.

Pravin Palladugu: Gulti, Palu, Rashi ma'am ka chahita, Gulti Hero, Muchhad, Good Boy.

Pranab Jha: Lover Boy, The days' special collectionist (The 1st thing any F-hostelite used to do on any special day viz: Diwali, Holi, Valentines day etc, was check the comp of this guy and njoy the special collections)

Praveen Moparthy: Moparthy, VVS Laxman, Mossad

Rahul Jain: Chhamiya, Chameli, Babuji (For his unforgettable Item Number "Babuji"), Behnon ka bhaiya.

Varghese Mathew: Topper, V4ever, Rangila, Vargheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese Mathew, Broad-shoulder lover (hahaha :D), PJ ka aashiq.

Varun Madhu: Common room man, Gamer.

Varun Tewari: It is believed, inke bhagwan sri krishna se bhi jyada naam hain. Chunnu, Dicky, SLT, LT, Lottan, Lingam, Lingisthaan, Shaina ka aashiq, Ghunghraale baal, Real Compsci k captain, Cobra, Saamp, Zehrila saamp, many more which i can't disclose it here for obvious censored reasons. NB: the origin of all these names is a single hindi word which of course cant be penned down here.

Abhishek Singh: His name should have been up front considering all the pain he had endured of sitting on the 1st bench in every exam. But it would have been a serious biological disorder if J doesnt accompany L. (Hope u got that): Jhatua, J-man, Jimmy, Jemran Jashmi, Jaahil Janwar, Hawasi, Chatter2, abhsex, haan-hello. NB: the origin of all these names is a single hindi word which of course cant be penned down here.

Vivekanand: The PR.

hmmm, very long post, but i feel it is worth every word of it. Guys, do add if have missed some of the renowned tags accidentally.